My First Rant About Ewoks

Hey everyone, here's my first "rant". It's not really a rant it's more of just a passionate speech. Here it is:

People have no respect for ewoks. Those cute, furry little creatures from Star Wars are completely neglected. I mean, what’s not to like? Sure, ewoks aren’t actually real, ewoks aren’t as smart as humans, ewoks are short, blah blah blah.

See, it shouldn’t matter if ewoks aren’t real, I mean, neither is Star Trek, neither is Harry Potter, but we like them, don’t we? So why don’t people like ewoks?

Also, ewoks aren’t as smart as humans. So? Dogs and cats aren’t either and we love them and keep them for pets, so why not ewoks?

Lastly, ewoks are short. Again, so? A lot of humans are short too, plus, it’s not their fault, so why does anyone even care?

Another thing that annoys me is that people don’t care about insulting ewoks in public. Like one evening I was watching a video on Youtube and the rest of my family was watching LOST. I wasn’t really listening but something caught my ear. I heard Hurley saying: “Face it dude, ewoks suck.” And that’s just one example.

The reason ewoks are awesome is because, well, look at the facts. They (especially Wicket) helped the rebels defeat the empire, they set awesome traps, and they can defeat walkers with LOGS. Yes, LOGS. Also they are extremely cute, which some people are annoyed by but I think it’s great to have something like that in a world where most of the creatures are slimy, ugly, and gross.

I hope that someday, people will realize how amazing ewoks really are.

Thanks for reading and there will be another one tomorrow so come back then!